WARNING!

06:35 PMAnnouncement: While fixing some of the problems after the crash today, a small bug was found in the character features system which MAY cause your character's race to be changed to "pink fuzzy bunny" under certain circumstances. To save your existing race and PREVENT it from being changed to "pink fuzzy bunny" please type NOBUNNY immediately until we can get someone to fix this. We're sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. reg

06:49 PMRiiiight... reg

07:15 PMHrm. NOBUNNY doesn't seem to work any more. Oh well.

Obviously...

>nobunny
Character race now stored as "cute fuzzy bunny".
Done. reg

07:15 PMAnd no, it doesn't actually change

So much for my cute fuzzy bunny empath. reg

08:02 PMunbunny was also funny.

Caused people to shake their fluffy white tails!

Aerienne reg

08:27 PMAll silvers have been subtracted from your bank account. New balance: 0.

There were a few panicked faces on the Cloud.

Aerienne reg

09:15 PMWow!

I didn't know that bank account one was a joke.

I was in a room full of people and no one else had it happen to them..But I didn't have any money in my bank account anyways so I figured what the hell.

I did do an assist though..canceled because I had to leave. ;-/ reg

09:17 PMHahahahahahaha!

April fools! I love it when the GMs do stuff like this.

- Lord Kranar, human Archwizard reg

09:24 PMWould've been even funnier if they did it to Ciston, but actually emptied his bank account. No biggie, he can just buy another 50 million for cash, but would've been fun to hear about anyway

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09:49 PMJust told us our lockers were emptied too. reg

10:01 PMAnnouncement: A software error has been detected and quickly debugged by the development team of GemStone III. The problem required deleting the complete contents of any and all lockers. We regret the problem.

Announcement: Due to resource constraints the onsite staff at Simutronics has been forced to begin deleting all characters under the age of 10 who have more than 20 items in their inventory. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Announcement: Due to the lack of enthusiasm of the older hunting areas, we are now lowering the Age Cap to level 50. Anyone over the NEW age cap has 30 seconds to reroll or be purged. Thank you and have a great day.

Someone is having some fun. Very well-thought out announcements...

Aerienne reg

10:06 PM * Silvaran just became an ex-adventurer! [10:15 pm]
* DING DONG Ol' Khaladon is dead! La la la la la! [10:15 pm]
* To be... or not to be... Guess Tigermist chose the latter. [10:15 pm]
* Andraste forgot to duck. Ouch! [10:15 pm]
* Hmm hmm hmm... *yawn* Oh yeah, Stealth just died. [10:15 pm]
* Sleken just took a long walk off a short pier! [10:15 pm]
* Mitra just bought the farm! [10:15 pm]
* Kabosh sleeps with the fishes! [10:15 pm]
* Mikos is still alive. Not! [10:16 pm]
* Taelrand was just vaporized! [10:16 pm]
* Taelrand just croaked! [10:16 pm]
* Voraviel just ate some dust! [10:16 pm]
* Mignon just became one with the ground. Ohmmm... [10:16 pm]
* To be... or not to be... Guess Mindra chose the latter. [10:16 pm]
* Talairi just became an ex-adventurer! [10:16 pm]
* Mahegh just kicked the bucket! [10:16 pm]
* Illusion just ate some dust! [10:16 pm]
* Mahegh is feeding the worms! [10:17 pm]
* Mahegh forgot to duck. Ouch! [10:17 pm]
* Lurch sleeps with the fishes! [10:17 pm]
* Khaladon is pushing up daisies! [10:17 pm]
* Acereon just became an ex-adventurer! [10:17 pm]
* Khaladon just kicked the bucket! [10:17 pm]
* Uska is feeding the worms! [10:17 pm]

Announcement: Due to the rash of crazy annoucements recently, we have a serious shortage of GM's. Please feel free to throw rotten vegetables at the outgoing staff. Have a nice day.

A few non-GMs in the mix, but I thought it was all so amusing to see a few ended up dying twice.

* Sergey drops dead at your feet! reg

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