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My flat price no crap auction

Only rules are these, I can do whatever I want, all items stats are correct and if they aren't, I will refund your money fully, although I'm positive on most if not all the stats. Trades are considered on some items. If you don't like my rules or prices, tough, half this stuff I am using and wouldn't mind keeping. Any complaints will be responded to with a swift kick in the face.

1. A hunter green waraxe, 2x and heavily crit weighted, 6 pounds and 90/200 breakage. Dyed bone hilted waraxe, can be dyed to any other color. 2mil for this.

2. A kelyn-tipped vultite war mattock, 4x enchanted weighs 5 pounds, HEAVILY crit weighted, this right here is my baby and I really wouldn't mind keeping it, but if anyone really wants it the price is 5mil.

3. A fel-hafted vultite waraxe, 4x and heavily crit weighted, has the same script as them old woodsmans hatchets, where it hisses when you wave it. 5mil for that.

4. A wickedly curved faenor waraxe, +8 enchanted and very heavily crit weighted, 2.5mil for that.

5. Some ink-black elven fighting leathers, +8 enchanted and decently crit padded double leathers, 3mil for those.

6. An ivory-hilted rolaren katana, 8x enchanted with mean vibe flares, weighs 3 with 95/200 forging. Has the following script when you wave it: As you wave your rolaren katana, the air around it resonates with a sound so deep it vibrates through the pit of your stomach: *ROOOooo-ahhhhhhh*. Also has the following show: As you examine the blade, you notice mystical runes engraved along its sharp length in delicate scrollwork. You also notice a small enchanter's mark. 25mil flat for this, price is somewhat negotiable.

7. a nightmare black shield emblazoned with a golden griffin ready to strike, 8x enchanted and 54/195, good luck gettin an alter like this again, I am using this and really don't wanna sell, but if anyone really wants it, I'd part with it for 9mil.

8. A triple-linked vultite chain hauberk, 8x enchanted and 74/535, this is awesome stuff and I am currently using it, as such I don't really want to sell, but if anyone really wants it, I could let it go for 10mil.

Alright that's it for now, Email me at vmpar@aol.com with any bids, make sure to put auction bid or item bids or something like that so it isn't deleted.

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I got no dukes. reg

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If you don't like my rules or prices, tough

Nice to see haggling has no meaning anymore...

I think I'll hold out for more reasonably priced festival items. There must be something good at them from your last minute try to ditch my stuff post. reg

I have quite enough silvers saved up, thanks for the asinine comments though. And if you think the festival will sell any items like this, I hope you're ready to be disappointed.

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I got no dukes. reg

The katana is sold, and the 8x shield's price is now lowered to 8mil as I am upgrading soon.

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I got no dukes. reg

Good call Fralcon, I hate it when people try to haggle me down like I'm the goddamn cleric shop guy. MB means MB ladies and gents.

Sonic reg

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Originally posted by Alfador:
Good call Fralcon, I hate it when people try to haggle me down like I'm the goddamn cleric shop guy. MB means MB ladies and gents.

Sonic


I agree with you Sonic but that's not always the case when the item is grossly overpriced.
reg

Did you even bother reading and fully comprehending the whole first paragraph of my post? If you didn't, let me help you.

Only rules are these, I can do whatever I want, all items stats are correct and if they aren't, I will refund your money fully, although I'm positive on most if not all the stats. Trades are considered on some items. If you don't like my rules or prices, tough, half this stuff I am using and wouldn't mind keeping. Any complaints will be responded to with a swift kick in the face.

Now this might not be blatant enough for you, so let me say it again, HALF THIS STUFF I AM USING AND WOULDN'T MIND KEEPING. Got it? That's why some of the prices are a bit high. They're not grossly overpriced, unless you can't afford them in the first place. But oh no we like taking things out of context and not reading complete sentences! Well tough, all it will get you is a kick in the face, courtesy of my right shoe.

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I got no dukes.

[This message has been edited by Fralcon (edited 03-27-2002).] reg

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Originally posted by Fralcon:
Now this might not be blatant enough for you, so let me say it again, HALF THIS STUFF I AM USING AND WOULDN'T MIND KEEPING. Got it? That's why some of the prices are a bit high. They're not grossly overpriced, unless you can't afford them in the first place. But oh no we like taking things out of context and not reading complete sentences! Well tough, all it will get you is a kick in the face, courtesy of my right shoe.

Oh no, you're going to kick me with your shoe, I'm so terrified... NOT! Get a life loser.

You assume I only meant your items being grossly overpriced. Which I didn't, even though they are.

reg

Did his post affect you that much?

If it did, thats pathetic.

How about you read the topic heading. I believe the key word there was "MY" but then again my eyes may decieve me.... "MY" meaning his auction not yours, so just get off his back.

reg

Dustin you seem like a moron. I think those 6 words sum it all up.

Mano reg

Me and Fralcon has had our bad times, but his prices and things seems pretty decent. I mean if you owned em, wouldn't you sell for that?

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Spidr reg

bleh, if i had the coin yer damn items would be sold Fralcon. gimmie a loan till i leave the lands?

-Seanathon reg

Haha, dustin, why dont you stop your whining and get off the thread!! He didnt ask for your opinion on his prices or his items, he simply wanted to sell them, if you dont like what he has to offer go get lost in a closet or something...wait dont try that, i dont think you'd have the commensense to find your way out...

-John

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LOL lost in the closet, man thats a good one. er maybe i just smoked...? hrmf.. cant remember

-Seanathon reg

Well my items obviously weren't that overpriced, cause I sold everything except what I kept to use. I still have the hauberk, shield, and mattock. I got the mattock altered and it's no longer for sale, and until I find something better the hauberk isn't for sale. The shield however is, since I found a 9x for a decent price, in case anyone forgot it is a nightmare black shield emblazoned with a golden griffin ready to strike, 8x enchanted and 54/195, price has been lowered to 7mil, which is the price I seen unaltered 8x shields like this goin for. I also have a silver-hilted blue vultite falchion, 4x decently crit weighted and 90/200, I'd sell that for 3, good friend is using it though so I don't really care if it's sold or not. My email and IM are both vmpar@aol.com if anyone is interested.

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I got no dukes.

[This message has been edited by Fralcon (edited 04-12-2002).] reg

Also have a 5x eonake falchion and a 4x sancted fire flaring crescent axe for sale, 2mil for the falchion, 1.5 for the axe.

::edit:: axe has been sold.

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I got no dukes.

[This message has been edited by Fralcon (edited 04-12-2002).] reg

Also listening to offers over 15mil on an enormous petrified bone-hafted waraxe, 10x with 90/225 forging, weighs 4.

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I got no dukes. reg