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Kelood Vs. AlphaTactic. Ask and ye shall receive.

Here's the deal. Kelood has a 5 year old warrior, I have a 5 year old rogue. Kelood came to RR to bring me some stuff (Kelood is Omcet) Match made in heaven right? Well, its not terribly intresting, but hey.
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You ask, "So, you wanna duel or not?"
>

Omcet says, "sure, i need a good laugh"
>Put my falc in my cloa
You put an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion in your sailcloth cloak.
>'Full offense from start?

You ask, "Full offense from start?"
Omcet asks, "you mean one hit lose?"
>'No
You say, "No"
>"I can survive.
grin
You say, "I can survive."
>You grin.
'Can you?
>You ask, "Can you?"
>
Omcet smiles.
>
Omcet says, "no"
>'Alright, start in forward?
Omcet grins.

You ask, "Alright, start in forward?"
>

>"And stance up?
You ask, "And stance up?"
>
Omcet says, "defense" {{{{{{Scared}}}}}}}

>
Omcet smiles.

>'Feh.
You say, "Feh."
>
Omcet asks, "feh?"
>'Neutral.
You say, "Neutral."
>
Omcet asks, "guard?"
'Nah
>You say, "Nah"
>'To easy
You say, "To easy"
>'Neutral and stance up
You say, "Neutral and stance up"
>'First swing won't count anyway
You say, "First swing won't count anyway"

Omcet says, "yer jus gonna hide an ambush"

>shrug
You shrug.
>
Omcet says, "i need defense"
'Maybe
>You say, "Maybe"
>'Ok guard.
You say, "Ok guard." {{{{I give in to his weakness =)}}}}}}}
>'stance up
You say, "stance up"
>Take my falc from my cloa
You remove an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion from in your sailcloth cloak.
>
Omcet says, "guard it is"
>'Ready?
You ask, "Ready?"
>'You wanna count?
Omcet nods.
>
You ask, "You wanna count?"
>stance guarded
You are now in a guarded stance.
Omcet says, "ok"
>'Ready?
You ask, "Ready?"
>'Count it,
You say, "Count it,"

Omcet says, "5"
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Omcet says, "4"
>
Omcet says, "3"
>
Omcet says, "2"
>
Omcet says, "1"
>at omc
You swing an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion at Omcet!
AS: +21 vs DS: +123 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +54 = -13
A clean miss.
Golden ora falchion clashes with drake falchion!
[STR/DU: 90/190 vs. 75/160, d100(Open)= 125]
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Omcet says, "go"
>grin

Omcet falls to the left and stumbles into you. You give him a hard shove and he falls over!
>
You grin.
>
Omcet stands up.
>
Omcet looks determined and focused.
Omcet whirls about flailing wildly.
>

>
Omcet snaps his fingers.
yawn
>You yawn.
>
Omcet falls to the left and stumbles into you. You give him a hard shove and he falls over!

Omcet stands up.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>stance neut
You are now in a neutral stance.
>sigh
You sigh.

Omcet says, "damn rogues"
>
Omcet smiles.
>'Are we gonna fight or what?
You ask, "Are we gonna fight or what?"
>lean back
You lean back.
>whist
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>
Omcet swings a drake falchion at you!
AS: +91 vs DS: +133 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +78 = +72
A clean miss.
Not even close.
>
Omcet asks, "does that count?"
at omc
>You swing an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion at Omcet!
AS: +41 vs DS: +123 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +72 = +25
A clean miss.
Not even close.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Omcet swings a drake falchion at you!
AS: +91 vs DS: +110 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +61 = +78
A clean miss.
Drake falchion clashes with reinforced shield!
[STR/DU: 75/160 vs. 45/165, d100(Open)= 88]
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>stance off
...wait 1 seconds.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>get blue crys
You remove a blue crystal from in your sailcloth cloak.
>rub crys
You rub a blue crystal.
Feels smooth!
An invisible force guides you.
The blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
>Take my falc from my cloa
You remove an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion from in your sailcloth cloak.
>
Omcet smiles. {{{{{{{He knows whats coming =) }}}}}}}}}
amb omc
>You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion at Omcet!
AS: +178 vs DS: +123 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +99 = +189
... and hit for 89 points of damage!
Quick, powerful slash!
Omcet's chest is ripped open!

* Omcet drops dead at your feet!

Golden ora falchion clashes with reinforced leather!
[STR/DU: 90/190 vs. 35/100, d100(Open)= 58]
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

>'Bye bye.
You say, "Bye bye."
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Omcet say, "told ya youd need the crystalls"
>'That was easy enough.
You say, "That was easy enough."
>


The ghostly laughter of Omcet echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
>'I won eh?
You ask, "I won eh?" {{{{{duh}}}}}}}
You hear the ghostly voice of Omcet say, "now get me a cleric for the rolton knaws my face off"
>

You hear the ghostly voice of Omcet say, "the thanks i get for lugging yer crap to this god forsaken salt water smelling crap hole" {{{{{{Translation- I'm a big pansy}}}}}}}}

>'Stop whineing you big ninny.
You say, "Stop whineing you big ninny."

>Put my falc in my cloa
You put an ivory-hilted golden ora falchion in your sailcloth cloak.
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>[Maelstrom Bay, Bluff]
This bluff overlooks the vast body of water known to the locals as Maelstrom Bay. Despite the name, the bay is quite beautiful. The sunlight reflects off the gentle waves lapping up on shore, and local fishermen practice their trade in the plentiful waters. You also see a rolton and a large tree blocking a path.
Also here: the body of Omcet who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast.

You hear the ghostly voice of Omcet say, "get yer dwarven butt out and drag me "

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AlphaTactic: 1
Kelood: 0

[This message has been edited by AlphaTactic (edited 02-05-2001).] reg

Of course he didnt include me making fun of him...

Much more interesting then the duel. Of course he needed a blue crystal and 2x gear. I was fighting with a regular drake falchion and crapwear. You think a warrior could stumble a little better then i did...

[Name edited by request of secret pants] asks, "Any healers or rezzers about?"

Sharia says, "healer"

Sharia smiles.

[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "Omcet seems to be a bit under the weather."

[Name edited by request of secret pants] grins.

[Name edited by request of secret pants] removes a white flask from in his sailcloth cloak.

Sharia nods.

[Name edited by request of secret pants] forces your mouth open, and pours in a small amount from his white flask.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 2 minutes and 30 seconds.)


You say, "i think a fly bit me"


Sharia laughs!

Sharia meditates over you.

You say, "pesky thing, you know, they get ya when yer not lookin"

Sharia says, "yep yep"

You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.

Sharia gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

[River's Rest, Sanctuary]
Deep in the forest rests a small shrine lovingly carved of the silvery haon wood that surrounds you. Birdsong and the gentle rustling of leaves fill the air with a strong sense of life. From somewhere nearby the gentle sound of running water completes the quiet symphony. Little else disturbs the peace save for an occasional muted voice drifting on the breeze.
Also here: [Name edited by request of secret pants], Edarin who is lying down, Journeyman Sharia who is seated, Terianna who is kneeling, Winfred who is seated
Obvious paths: southeast.
[Name edited by request of secret pants] pokes you to see if you'll move.

[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "Omcet."
[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "I need to rest for a few."

Sharia gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "I'll be around."

You ask, "a[Name edited by request of secret pants]?"

[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "You know how to reach me."

[Name edited by request of secret pants] pokes you to see if you'll move.

[Name edited by request of secret pants] groans.

Sharia smiles.

Sharia gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

You say, "yeah, yell into the waste basket"

You say, "you really should get a better place..."


You feel the touch of the hand leave your soul.

You say, "give me some more of that flask [name]y"

Sharia says, "he did"

[Name edited by request of secret pants] removes a white flask from in his sailcloth cloak.

You say, "much thanks"

You ask, "the local clerics have a sermon tonight or something?"

Sharia says, "not sure i think one will be here soon"

You say, "dont mind me, im used to the landing"

You say, "never thought id say that..."

Sharia laughs!

[Name edited by request of secret pants] cackles!

You feel the touch of the hand leave your soul.

Sharia says, "[Name edited by request of secret pants] can ya lk him"

Sharia removes a white flask from in her silk gloves.

Sharia forces your mouth open, and pours in a small amount from her white flask.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 9 minutes.)

[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "Err,"
[Name edited by request of secret pants] says, "Sorry."

Sharia says, "i got him"

You say, "takes a lady to give a guy a good tingle"

Garthalemeau grins.
Sharia laughs!

Sharia pokes you to see if you'll move.

Lord Magellican just arrived.

Lord Grogg just arrived.

Magellican says, "uh oh"

Magellican gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

Magellican gestures at you.
Nothing happens.

Magellican says, "Omcet what happened"

Magellican rubs you gently.

You say, "i got bit by a fly"

Magellican asks, "ye ready for life?"

Magellican smiles.

You say, "i kinda like lying around actually"

You say, "..."

You give a ghostly chuckle.

Magellican just tickled you.
Magellican says, "ill git ya up ere"

[This message has been edited by kelood (edited 02-05-2001).]

[This message has been edited by kelood (edited 02-05-2001).] reg

Now that is comedy. I would like to see another match of that duel.

Lord Deprav
A giantman who is afraid of the biting flys. reg

I'm up for it. In fact I'll spot Kelood my 2x stuff and don the "crapwear". How's that for throwing down the gauntlet?

Chivalrous, Player of (and some other guy) reg

YAY! Duel away tell me when and I'll be there and maybe even a few other might wanna see!

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Lord Deprav
Who likes to smash hobbits reg