Heres some log of a twit getting smacked up someone sent me(i guess shimplik, i forgot):
This right here is why you shouldn't slap clerics when your group is open. Even if they are 8 trains younger than you.
>You say, "ahira, I think seanathon want's to be your boyfriend"
>
Seanathon whispers, "kill'm"
>
Merll says, "your too old"
>
Seanathon nods to Ahira.
>
Balstraud says, "I'm only a little bit older then Gossard"
>
Ahira says, "hmm"
>
Firebyrdd cackles!
>
Ahira says, "..."
>
Gossard moves into a defensive posture, ready to fend off an attack.
>
Merll chuckles.
>
Firebyrdd hauls off and slaps you up'side your head!
>
Harthmore covers his eyes with his hands.
say he said if I swung hard at you he would kill me
>You say, "he said if I swung hard at you he would kill me"
>stance off
at fire
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You swing a drakar-spiked eonake morning star at Firebyrdd!
AS: +362 vs DS: +502 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +26 = -82
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Merll says, "right"
>sniff
...wait 3 seconds.
>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
stance def
>
stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
>
stance def
stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
stance def
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Firebyrdd hauls off and slaps you up'side your head!
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Balstraud says, "I'm serious."
>hold fire
Ahira says, "kinda funny how you can pump your maelstrom so high that you can't dispell it"
>
You reach out and hold Firebyrdd's hand.
>prep 317
Ahira begins chuckling at Teclys.
cast
>You concentrate on the Zealot spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
A surge of radiant energy coalesces around you and those nearby.
Your spirit is empowered with an overwhelming sense of determination and resoluteness.
Distant sounds of fifes and drums resound in the back of your mind spurring you into a delirium of confidence and resoluteness, as if compelled by some irresistable divine exhortation.
Firebyrdd looks determined and resolute.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>ambush fire left leg
You swing a drakar-spiked eonake morning star at Firebyrdd!
AS: +303 vs DS: +275 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +71 = +131
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Torn muscle in Firebyrdd's left leg!
Roundtime: 8 sec.
>say don't do that
Balstraud says, "The hell is up with all you DAMN CHILDREN smacking each other"
>
You say, "don't do that"
Scheindlin chuckles.
Rorac says, "star's are weak"
Gossard begins chortling at Ahira.
>
Balstraud says, "Damn"
>
Rorac nods to you.
>
Lord Firebyrdd just went down.
>
Balstraud says, "Can't you act civilized"
>
Lord Firebyrdd just arrived.
>
* Clerian just bit the dust!
hide
>Rorac nods to Balstraud.
Gossard gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
You fail to slip into hiding.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>
Gossard gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Gossard.
Seanathon put a metallic vultite axe in his damask cloak.
>sniff
...wait 8 seconds.
>
Spidr peers quizzically at you.
>
Seanathon grabs Balstraud and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
>
Seanathon grabs Balstraud and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
>
Firebyrdd gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Seanathon grabs Balstraud and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
>
Balstraud says, "Grow up for crying outloud"
Harthmore begins chuckling at Balstraud.
>
Seanathon grabs Balstraud and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
>
Firebyrdd gestures at you.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes your temple.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right leg blackens kneecap.
You are stunned for 1 round!
The ground then quickly cools.
>
Seanathon looks at Balstraud and gags.
>
Balstraud hurls himself at Seanathon and connects!
MS: +307 - MD: +120 + MAvA: -9 + d100: +38 == +216
Success!
Balstraud hammers Seanathon to the ground. 8 hits! Balstraud quickly jumps to his feet.
>
Firebyrdd stares at you.
>prep 117
Balstraud says, "Don't touch me"
>cast
You concentrate on the Spirit Strike spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Seanathon glares at Balstraud.
>
Ahira says, "civ...ci...civi...llliizz...."
Scheindlin laughs!
at fire
>You swing a drakar-spiked eonake morning star at Firebyrdd!
AS: +378 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +23 = +168
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Gossard asks, "Healing please?"
>
Seragyn just touched Balstraud.
>
Seragyn stands up.
>
Spidr peers quizzically at you.
Ahira asks, "whas dat?"
>
Balstraud waves a pale thanot wand at Seragyn.
Nothing happens.
>
Ahira peers quizzically at Balstraud.
>
Balstraud waves a pale thanot wand at Seragyn.
CS: +209 - TD: +61 + CvA: +2 + d100: +60 - -5 == +215
Warding failed!
His left leg explodes!
Seragyn screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
Seragyn is stunned!
His thanot wand disintegrates!
>
Spidr just left.
>
Rorac laughs!
prep 117
>You concentrate on the Spirit Strike spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast
You gesture.
An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Balstraud removes a tarnished rolaren longsword from in his war harness.
>
Ahira chuckles.
>at fire
You swing a drakar-spiked eonake morning star at Firebyrdd!
AS: +378 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +81 = +276
... and hit for 82 points of damage!
Shot shatters shoulder and severs left arm!
* Firebyrdd drops dead at your feet!
The silvery luminescence fades from around Firebyrdd.
The powerful look leaves Firebyrdd.
Firebyrdd seems to be in a different place than you remember.
The dim aura fades from around Firebyrdd.
Firebyrdd seems a bit less imposing.
The deep blue glow leaves Firebyrdd.
The opalescent aura fades from around Firebyrdd.
A white glow rushes away from Firebyrdd.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Firebyrdd.
The light blue glow leaves Firebyrdd.
Firebyrdd appears somehow different.
Firebyrdd appears less secure.
The very powerful look leaves Firebyrdd.
The white light leaves Firebyrdd.
Firebyrdd comes back into focus.
Firebyrdd becomes solid again.
The translucent sphere fades from around Firebyrdd.
The bright luminescence fades from around Firebyrdd.
Firebyrdd seems less resolute.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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prep 616... reg