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>amb lun neck
The lesser spirits binding the lunatic increase your advantage!
You swing a severed lunatic leg at a raving lunatic!
AS: +362 vs DS: +269 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +70 = +180
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The raving lunatic twitches several times before dying.
The raving lunatic writhes in agony and dies.
A dark shadow passes away from a raving lunatic.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Alfador says, "haha"
>sea lun
prep 117
cast
You search the raving lunatic.
It had nothing of interest.
The raving lunatic decays into a rotting heap of flesh and bones.
>You concentrate on the Spirit Strike spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
A raving lunatic scrambles in, cackling with clueless glee!
>
You gesture.
An invisible force guides you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'no guidance
You say, "no guidance"
>'next lun
stance def
You say, "next lun"
>You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A haze of shadow descends, cloaking the area in a twilight that obscures sight.

>
A raving lunatic claws at you!
AS: +537 vs DS: +687 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +69 = -58
A clean miss.
>
Alfador nods.
prep 214
>Alfador gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Alfador gestures at a raving lunatic.
The ground beneath a raving lunatic begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right hand!
The raving lunatic is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
... 40 points of damage!
The lower half of a raving lunatic's right leg is almost completely burned away.
The raving lunatic collapses to the ground in obvious pain, grasping his mangled right leg.
The ground then quickly cools.
>
You concentrate on the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
cas lu
>You gesture at a raving lunatic.
CS: +430 - TD: +385 + CvA: +25 + d100: +8 == +78
Warded off!
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stance off
A raving lunatic claws at Jaeden!
AS: +477 vs DS: +636 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +95 = -29
A clean miss.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Jaeden gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Jaeden gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
>
* Bud just bit the dust!
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A raving lunatic claws at you!
AS: +477 vs DS: +687 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +98 = -89
A clean miss.
prep 214
>You concentrate on the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas lu
You gesture at a raving lunatic.
[Spell Hindrance for some incised bone armor is 7% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 2]
Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
>
Alfador gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Jaeden gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Alfador gestures at a raving lunatic.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
>
A raving lunatic claws at Jaeden!
AS: +477 vs DS: +636 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +46 = -78
A clean miss.
>
Jaeden gestures at you.
An invisible force guides you.
>prep 214
You concentrate on the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Alfador gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>cas lu
Alfador gestures at a raving lunatic.
CS: +468 - TD: +430 + CvA: +25 + d100: +47 == +110
Warding failed!
A dark shadow passes over a raving lunatic.
>l
You gesture at a raving lunatic.
CS: +430 - TD: +360 + CvA: +25 + d100: +77 == +172
Warding failed!
A raving lunatic suddenly stops all movement.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[The Rift]
The sky boils with dark black clouds. Lightning flashes across the sky, and wind howls across the barren landscape. Within the clouds, you can see the form of a man, standing in the center of the tempest. He stares down upon the ruins of an old shrine, where a man and woman huddle in a corner, cleaving to each other for comfort. You also see a raving lunatic (prone).
Also in the room: High Lord Jaeden, Alfador
Obvious exits: east, west, southwest.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>amb lu head
The lesser spirits binding the lunatic increase your advantage!
You swing a severed lunatic leg at a raving lunatic!
AS: +437 vs DS: +269 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +29 = +214
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The raving lunatic writhes in agony and dies.
A dark shadow passes away from a raving lunatic.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>'roflmao
Alfador says, "haha"
>
You say, "roflmao"
>sea luna
stance def
You search the raving lunatic.
It had nothing of interest.
The raving lunatic decays into a rotting heap of flesh and bones.
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>You are now in a defensive stance.
>
[The Rift]
A huge cliff looms before you, stretching far into the sky above. About halfway up the face an immense red-skinned man rides the air currents, flapping his leathery wings to hold his position. On the wall next to him are crude columns made of bodies impaled to the wall, each column topped off with a different type of weapon resting on rough hooks.
Obvious exits: west, southeast.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>
You can't go there.
>se
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Bits of dangling flesh fall from your lunatic leg.
>[The Rift]
Rows of cages line the walkways, bars rusting away in the damp air. Within each is a deformed and horrible creature, stalking behind the metal grills. The cage in the center contains a three-headed lion, frothing and drooling in snarling rage. A woman stands within it, desperately attempting to hold the maws of the lion's heads shut, but her chances look slim at best.
Obvious exits: west, northwest.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>
[The Rift]
Even for a giant, the body laying on the ground before you is huge. It lies face down, a pool of blood widening slowly around it. The giant's outstretched arms clutch a battle axe in one hand and a thin veil iron circlet in the other, as if to keep hold of them even in death. Fortunately, the pack of wild dogs ripping at the body doesn't seem to care about them, only about their dinner.
Obvious paths: east, west.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>'more..more
You feel more refreshed.
>'heh
You say, "more..more"
>w
w
You say, "heh"
>[The Rift]
Thick mist covers the ground in this small cemetery. Moss-covered headstones and graves placed in a chaotic order stretch as far as the eye can see. Several tombs rest on a small hill in the center of the quiet graves, on which three shapeless collections of ooze gather. As you watch them, they morph into various shapes and sizes, speaking amongst themselves in some deep, flowing tongue. You also see a raving lunatic, a naisirc and a csetairi.
Obvious paths: east, west, northeast, northwest.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>e
[The Rift]
A stout wooden wall impedes your progress forward. In the center of the wall, on a large yellowed parchment, is a poster. The poster is a side view of a man laying in a coffin or box of some kind. Small arrows point to parts of the picture, and in an unknown language describe some of the things in it. A second, older poster next to the first has the picture of an old, one-eyed dark elf with the number "12000" below it.
Obvious paths: east, west.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>
A swirling cloud of eerie green light floats in and coalesces into a naisirc!
>
[The Rift]
Thick mist covers the ground in this small cemetery. Moss-covered headstones and graves placed in a chaotic order stretch as far as the eye can see. Several tombs rest on a small hill in the center of the quiet graves, on which three shapeless collections of ooze gather. As you watch them, they morph into various shapes and sizes, speaking amongst themselves in some deep, flowing tongue. You also see a raving lunatic and a csetairi.
Obvious paths: east, west, northeast, northwest.
Alfador and Jaeden followed.
>prep 302
cast at nais
search nai
Alfador says, "yea"
>You concentrate on the Repel Undead spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
I could not find what you were referring to.
rel
>You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>
Jaeden gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
A raving lunatic swings a twisted kris at you!
AS: +521 vs DS: +667 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +50 = -72
A clean miss.
>
Jaeden gestures at a csetairi.
A void rips open in the area, directly above a csetairi!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a csetairi to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny csetairi bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
A raving lunatic gasps for what little breath it can!
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>
Jaeden gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Alfador gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Alfador gestures at a raving lunatic.
The ground beneath a raving lunatic begins to boil violently!
A raving lunatic dodges out of the way!
The ground then quickly cools.
>
Jaeden gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
A raving lunatic loses his balance and falls to the ground.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
>prep 117
cast
stance off
You concentrate on the Spirit Strike spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture.
An invisible force guides you.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
Alfador gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Alfador gestures at a raving lunatic.
The ground beneath a raving lunatic begins to boil violently!
A raving lunatic dodges out of the way!
The ground then quickly cools.
>amb luna head
You swing a severed lunatic leg at a raving lunatic!
AS: +437 vs DS: +288 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +50 = +216
... and hit for 54 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the raving lunatic's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The raving lunatic writhes in agony and dies.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Alfador chuckles menacingly. reg

Lame.

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I got no dukes. reg

Zent why are you posting the same basic log 3 times?

And why are you still hunting lunatics? You've been sending us lunatic logs since you've been posting logs. Get onto either 3 or 4 or 5 and send me a log. Not from something that can't cast...and especially not with your little toy MA there. reg

>>* Bud just bit the dust!

Yes, -very- evil!

- Pudgee reg

Just out of curiosity, when you have the ability to laugh, and to roll on the floor laughing, why would you say ROFLMAO?

Aerienne reg

Because he's the uber lord... remember? reg
I never read this thread after you all posted it.

Actually Zent is Jaed's slave. Jaed was 54 when Zent was born. duh..

You all are so yag. The point was having fun with a lunatic leg. In no part of the post did I say.. "Please comment on how GODLY I am and how much I am better than everyone else! This is the only reason I'm posting!"
Please. If I wanted to impress you all I'd see how many cheese-its I could eat in an hour. Sounds like something that would entertain even the most obese computer nerd.
-Zent

P.S. of course I make these insulting comments with a grin and a bit of jest.

[This message has been edited by Zentalin (edited 03-22-2002).] reg

Sorry about that zentalin, when I first read the log I didn't even NOTICE you were swingin a lunatic leg, now that I read it again that is pretty funny. Those legs hit pretty damn sweet.

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I got no dukes. reg

Thanks Fralcon

yea, the legs have no enchant but I'm fairly sure they're weighted. Of course, I don't know what blunt they're based on to compare.
I'll have to try out an arm and see if it's any different.. I'l also compare weight. You just gave me an idea. you'll see it in the rift folder soon
-Zentalin
reg