My wife is dropping hints all over about what an awesome gift she got me for "Thrakmas". I feel pressured that I have to go out and try and find her a gift, which will be a major (edited) miracle since she has everything ever sold in a tent, wagon, or shop! On top of that, what the heck (edited) is "Thrakmas"?
Lord Bah Humbug
Dear Humbug,
I have to admit, your letter had me laughing. I hope you don't mind that I, hmm... edited some of your more "colorful" words.
I've always felt that a gift is more than spending silvers. I don't care how much, or how little a gift costs, if it was selected with thoughtfulness and caring, that's what makes a gift special. I would never want someone to feel like they HAD to give me something. If you don't want to exchange gifts with your wife, I would tell her that and maybe discuss an Elanthia holiday to celebrate.
In regards to "Thrakmas", I don't have a clue where that came from. I guess people get the holiday spirit and try to make this time special in Elanthia too. Just go out and behead some critters, and it'll all be over with soon!
All the best to you and your wife,
Summer reg