Are you addicted?
1. Your in morning traffic, the cars are at a stand still. Just as you see an opening and are ready to take that move an idiot who also saw that opening cuts you off.If you start swearing in dark elven, dwarven, giantman, etc. you have spent to much time in the game.
2. When someone that you know quite well asks you how your day has been and you start reffering to the days episodes of the game and your encounters along the way. You deffinately have spent to much time in the game.
3. When men with white cloaks and butterfly nets come to haul you off to the looney bin because you are muttering gibber about I will get you just watch as you waggle your fingers wildly from a spell you think you have cast or are waving sticks at this person maddly.
4. You can't seem to figure out why the prep and cast of your spell doesn't work effectively as it should.
5. When you are in conflict with another and the first things out of your mouth are "I invite you to a duel, meet me at the boulder."
6. When you wake up and go to get ready and realize your weapon is no where in sight and the clothes you wore the day before do not exist in your closet.
7. When in the mall with several friends you have the urge to think on the amulet.Or if you cannot find them you tell the security guard you insist they do a locate.
8. When all is done for the day you have the urge to exit.
9. When IM'ing your friends your entries always start out with a (") at the beginning.
10. When you start getting the war with Afganistan mixed up with the invasions of Elanthia.
11. When you are writing your shopping list for the day and the few items appear.
a. death-rum
b. Rolton sanwhiches
c. curried ogre brains
d. roasted cockatrice
e. Velmelon milk
f. tarts
g Frothy green swirl
12. When your "To Do List" includes the following,
a. Hunt
b. Get spelled up
c. Duel
d. Train
e. Sell gems skins, other etc.
13. When you start reffering to your own countries moneys as silvers.
14. Having locked your keys in the car you find yourself at a payphone looking under rogue in the yellowpages
15. When visiting the local zoo you find your mind constantly wondering to what kinda riches these crearures hold, and speculating how much that fine pelt may be worth.
16. You wonder why your local drug chain never has a sale on the following:
a. Pothinir grass
b. Aloeas Stem
c. ephlox moss
d. basal moss
e. Acantha Leaf
f. Ambrominas leaf
g. Cactacae Spine
h. Calamia Fruit
17. When relocating you question the realtor about the availablity of churches, schools, hospitals, and the nearest guild, and voln societies.
18. You realize you just spent 20 minutes trying to convince the Army Recruter that with your ranger skills you could easily find Osman bin Laden. "Oh here come the men in the white cloaks and butterfly nets."
19. Your best friends lousy fella finally proposes, While looking at the engagement ring he baught her, you catch yourself wondering how long you would have to sing to that thing before it would be worth something.
20. You know you definately have spent way to much time in the game when you wake up and realize that the great time you just had and the best accomplishments you just did happened while you were asleep."
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