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A horrendous whooping and whooshing sound comes from behind the ridge.
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Fred the kobold says, "Dan, what's that?"
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The noise intensifies, whomp, whomp, whomp... dozens of times per second.
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Dan the kobold says, "What the hell is that?"
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The noise shifts into a banshee like screeching as a green imflass Apache attack copter rises over the ridge and swoops in low.
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Fred the kobold sits down and lights up a cigarette.
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Dan the kobold looks over at Fred the kobold and exclaims, "?!?!"
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Fred the kobold says, "To think, I signed up for this ...."
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*** BOOM ***
*** CRASH ***
*** GOOD GOD *** reg
A horrendous whooping and whooshing sound comes from behind the ridge.
>
Fred the kobold says, "Dan, what's that?"
>
The noise intensifies, whomp, whomp, whomp... dozens of times per second.
>
Dan the kobold says, "What the hell is that?"
>
The noise shifts into a banshee like screeching as a green imflass Apache attack copter rises over the ridge and swoops in low.
>
Fred the kobold sits down and lights up a cigarette.
>
Dan the kobold looks over at Fred the kobold and exclaims, "?!?!"
>
Fred the kobold says, "To think, I signed up for this ...."
>
*** BOOM ***
*** CRASH ***
*** GOOD GOD *** reg